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<title>The Underground Shortbus Podcast</title>
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<description>Two nearly insane guys bounce their retarded ideas off the padded walls of their lives.</description>
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<copyright>Kevin Destruction and Mike Awesome 2006</copyright>
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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
http://www.citybity.com/undergroundshortbus
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home<itunes:subtitle>The Underground Shortbus Podcast with Kevin and Mike</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Underground Shortbus is a podcast with no appologies.  This is not for the politically correct listeners.  It may make you vomit.  Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:keywords>Shortbus, Underground, Under ground, Short bus, fat, theundergroundshortbus, kevin, mike, girl, distorted, podcast</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 152</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Let's just say, this show would have been well over 3 hours had it not been drastically edited for reasons of boredom.  It might be listenable now. 
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 4 Nov 2009 12:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:36:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Patch Job</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 151</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=536439#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Nate the Great is back by popular demand.
Enjoy.
thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:46:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Asshole on the Bus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 150</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528188#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Highway Star Mike Awesome takes this podcast over.  This is his baby.....well, one he stole from Shortbus Industries.  Fuck you white boy!!!
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:17:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>fuck, podcast, short, bus, ass, under, ground, underground, usb, girls, sex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Inglorious Fucktards</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 149</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528123#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Getting back on the horse you just finished raping isn't as easy as it may seem.  We're working on becoming like a regular movement.  Part one of this disaster.  Next will be the real drunk one.

Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:26:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The crying game ran away in shame</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 148</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521304#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Break in at Shortbus Industries.&nbsp; A certain husband person shows his pussy and doesn't present himself for the challenge offered by one of your hosts. Podcasts taking us up on the challenge to give us a run for our fighting dollar.&nbsp; And, how much fuck can a dumb fuck fuck if a dumb fuck could fuck himself with a baseball bat.<br/>Nice fucking week.&nbsp; Thanks for listening.<br/>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Sep 2009 02:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:20:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Gay Chicken, usb,shortbus,antonchigurh,takeshikitano,assrape,sexualchocolate</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Gay Chicken</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 147</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Bad editing, bad people, bad shit altogether. However, show!<br/>thanks for listening.<br/>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:50:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, Shortbus, Undergroundshortbus, short, podcast, fuck, chick, dude man, eatdick</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fuck You Stu &#34;the beard&#34; Perry</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 146 The Second Offense!</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=495239#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Big C and Hugh from Bearcrawling join us for what is to go down in history as...well just one of those shows we drank too much in and don't remember a fucking thing about.  Hope you can find something in here to enjoy.  We always have fun with these fellas.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>03:13:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Second Offense</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 145</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=489872#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Please excuse our rustiness.  Our absence has made us sloppy.  This show should get us back on track.  Thanks for listening.  
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:03:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Powerflush, Fuck You!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>David Robison Shortbus</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=487657#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We found out a little bit of information on the 2 Guys 1 Brain show and thought we'd do a special episode for one listener.  You are all welcome to listen too.  Thanks for doing so.
We've been on hiatus.  This Saturday, we will do a new show and all will be explained.  I promise there is a good excuse.
Thanks for listening.
Please write us.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jun 2009 01:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:42:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>David Robison (D'Dave'Dave)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>SHORTBUS 144</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456839#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Regular episode.  FINALLY!  Mike drinks his share of Svedka and Kevin...well 20 beers is enough.  Big thanks to Big C. and Hugh of Bearcrawling.  They gave us the best gift!

Thanks for your patience and sticking with us.  This one is for you.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:55:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Zakk Wylde throws down for the Shortbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 143</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456244#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Nightwish.
Yet another episode of lunch shit.  Next one is a regular episode.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248 I think?]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:57:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Kevin will eat his words after this episode...stay tuned!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 142</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=455118#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy after-tax day.  M is for METALLICA!  So here's some old school metal up your ass!
Thank you for hangin' in with us.  We appreciate each and every one of you.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:59:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Chicken Shit Tickets</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 141</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=451829#</link>
<description><![CDATA[In response to Big C. and Hugh.  

undergrounshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Apr 2009 02:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:15:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Oh Fuck!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 140</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445210#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Full lunch room means FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!
K for Kiss.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:55:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Blister Head Kevin</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 139</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=440313#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We found out some interesting things about our co-workers.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Mar 2009 04:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:59:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>shower rape</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 138</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435887#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We're into the "I's" now so that means Infectious Grooves.  Anyone?
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:00:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Nose blowing disgust.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 137</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435879#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Here's a little sound quality difference.  The Olympus tries, but can't quite capture the majesty of the great Cannon.  We slip in as much dirty filthy shit as we can without offending the Mormons.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:57:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>FFF</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 136</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435878#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dirty little shits we are.  Not quite holocaust offensive, but we're doing our mediocre best.
undergrounshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:54:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>An anal plunge into the depths of USB lunch</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 135</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435875#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Some more substance with Josh.  Is this terrible?
undergrounshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:10:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Animal sex</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 134</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435874#</link>
<description><![CDATA[How much of this can we take?  
undergrounshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:25:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Simple</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 133</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435852#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry no show for a while.  This should suffice.  New ones on the ready.  Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:44:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Light Cindy on fire!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 132</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428545#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A double punch to the chest.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:56:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Punch me in the chest, why don't you!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 131</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428542#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Here's an example of the confusion Lester brings to the lunch table.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:56:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love filled knuckle sandwich</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 130</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428307#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A contrast in recording methods.  First using an Olympus voice recorder, then the Cannon.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:05:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Sorry Dan</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Phone calls</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425396#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Your phone calls.
206-426-3248
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Phone Calls</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 129</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425386#</link>
<description><![CDATA[undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_129.mp3" length="29367153" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:40:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shortbus absent one</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 128</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425379#</link>
<description><![CDATA[undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_128.mp3" length="45118896" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:02:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Supercalifragilisticexpialashortbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 127</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415935#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas!  Regular episode finally.  We play some phone calls and help spread Christmas joy and herpes.  Thanks for hanging in there with us this year despite our random scheduling.  We look forward to giving you some more shit from the minds of two not quite correct individuals.
Thanks for listening.
email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
or call 206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_127.mp3" length="83331837" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:54:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Merry Christmas Retards</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Supplemental USB Guest Host Show</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415619#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lester and Nate show us what we could aspire to be if'n we were to work hard.
Thanks for listening....or sorry.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Supplemental_USB_Guest_Host_Show_1.mp3" length="13909144" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:19:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jibberish</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 126</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415593#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A lunch quickie.  Soon, we'll put up our Christmas episode.  Until then, enjoy.
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_126.mp3" length="17186778" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:23:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jet</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 125</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413089#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Christmas time is near and the Shortbus is celebrating with Josh, who we were going to fire...still may.
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_125.mp3" length="44563072" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:01:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Josh, that silly little fuck</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 124</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413060#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Once again, we're sorry if we've disappointed.  This is a lunch episode, but we will make it up in large fashion.  Thanks for sticking with us.
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_124.mp3" length="31049197" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:41:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Ho Ho Ho Green Penis</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 123</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409927#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Nate gets pissed.  Go figure.  Molesting teachers and huge nut sacks.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_123.mp3" length="27259382" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:37:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Do you see this plate?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 122</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=407487#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving.  We're proud to present you with Josh.  Enjoy!
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_122.mp3" length="41225233" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:56:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Slow Rape</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 121</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406660#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lunch, guns, words and laughter.  Kill whitie!

undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-426-3248]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_121.mp3" length="34432883" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:47:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>PUSSY</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 120</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402660#</link>
<description><![CDATA[New guns.  Indecent proposals while shopping guns.  Shooting.  Angry listeners.

Thanks for listening.
206-426-3248
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_120.mp3" length="45237202" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:02:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Guns</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 119</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399948#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Election day.  Welcome President Obama.  Regular episode.  Call us with your feelings about the election, your erection, or some combination of the two.  By the way, this is the last time I'm getting a new K7 number.  Thanks for listening.

206-426-3248
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2008 03:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399948#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_119.mp3" length="74635909" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:43:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Stop Saying the &#34;R&#34; Word You Fucks!!!  206-426-3248</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 118</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398357#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween Fuckers!  Sorry we've been irregular.  Here's something to tide you over.  We'll get back on the shit.
206-338-5761
undergrounshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_118.mp3" length="33916064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:47:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Halloween</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 117</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398354#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey, here's some lunch humor.
206-338-5761
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398354#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_117.mp3" length="36510171" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:49:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Holocaust Heinrich</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 116</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=392331#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Josh forced us to do a lunch episode, so it's his fault.  Mike shares some bathroom etiquette.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-338-5761]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_116.mp3" length="25325002" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Ride it like a motorcycle.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 115</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389712#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mike's new move.  Kevin's new tattoo.  A verbal assault on the YouTubes.  Yes, we are the USB.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-338-5761]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_115.mp3" length="75080721" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:44:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Maybe We're Born With It</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>USB 114 Best of the Bus Part 3 (Secret Mormon Trebuchet)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=388286#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Infamous Alex here, hi-jacking the Shortbus to give you another edition of: Best of the Bus. As has been mentioned before, I do a show called the Phatcast. It's on iTunes and all that good crap, so check us out.<br/><br/>Being that the Shortbus is about as consistent as the Phatcast, no one called, and they got a new number. Please call it so they don't have to get a new number. Now that Phatcast lost our original number, I know how it feels.<br/><br/>Hope you enjoy.<br/>-infamous alex<br/><br/>206-338-5761<br/>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 6 Oct 2008 10:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/best_of_the_bus_part_3.mp3" length="111255031" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 113</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=381758#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back to secure our place in Podcasting.  Right behind everyone else.  Two of the most revolting humans ever to walk the face of Zion.
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-338-5761]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:53:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Bad Touch</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 112</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=373097#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jeannette Desruction joins the show for some serious political debating.  Why does pepperoni taste like that?
Call us at our new number...206-338-5761
or write...undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:56:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Plaid has it's advantages!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>USB 111 Best of the Bus Part 2 (The Beginning)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371500#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Our very own Alex of Phatcast fame and member of the OKV did this one up.  If anyone is qualified to make a best-of, of the USB, it's Alex.  This fuckin' guy knows every show backwards.  If you haven't already, go check Phatcast out.  They're on iTunes, they're on myspace, they're in your mother's closet jerking off on your sister's dead corpse.  Well, something like that.
Thanks Alex.

New number is 206-338-5761
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:10:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Best of the Bus Part 2 (The Beginning)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>USB 110 Best of the Bus Part 1</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369456#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry no regular episode for a couple, but here's something you may enjoy.  I've been working on this one for a bit.  Clips from the first 24 episodes.  Hope you enjoy.  New number is 206-338-5761.
email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Best of the Bus Part 1</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 109</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364078#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Old style Shortbus...Long and hard.
A steady decent into drunken garbage.
New phone number is 206-338-5761
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:11:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fat Bitch Fell in The Great Salt Lake...WHOOOOOOORRRREEEEE!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 108</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360059#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Farewell to From The Ville!  Martin and Steele had a huge impact on the Shortbus and we thank them for everything they gave us.  FTV for life.
Sorry 'bout the hiatus.  We'll try to get back on track.  Thanks for hanging on.
Please email the show...undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-984-1172]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:27:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Farewell FTV!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 107</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry this one's late.  Work!
thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-984-1172]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:24:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jesus Rides a Reptile</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 106</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=349095#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pizza anyone?  Shut up Kevin!!!
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:57:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Eh!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Closer)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347816#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This was recorded shortly before we called it quits.  It wasn't really mastered or mixed well subsequently.  There are quite a few more songs that were recorded, but lost due to our inability to keep in contact with the record studio.  One day, we'll find them.  Until then, I've released these to satisfy the requests that I do so...and as a somewhat less than stellar tribute to my brothers in the Cartoon Criminals (wherever they may be).  It's hard to listen to these songs.  They are a constant reminder of one of my greatest friends, Mike Howery (Bass).  A little more than three years ago, he lost his battles with depression.  I'll never forgive myself for not being there for him in his last three years prior.  From now on, every project I find myself creating musically will be, in some way, a tribute to his enormous influence on me.  Although the lyrics aren't necessarily about him in "Closer", he is all over it...his rolling bass lines, his feel, and his love for it.  
                          Thank you for listening.  Please call with anything you have to say, good or bad.
                            206-984-1172     or write    undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jun 2008 04:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Cartoon, Criminals, rock, metal, hard, rock, tribute, shortbus, underground, sex, fuck, die</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Closer</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 105</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346360#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This week, we discuss the missed week and our good friend Al of Al's Sports Bar.
Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
206-984-1172
<a href="http://www.alsbar.com/">Al's Sports Bar</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 10:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:32:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Al's Sports Bar</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 104</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341572#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Kevin goes to Mike's pad to do this piece of shit magic.  The potty continues with some abortion talk, Black and Decker fantasy and some racial theories.  Fuck.
Thanks for listening.
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 03:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:43:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Hey, that penis holds him on the bike, alright?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 103</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340783#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Josh brings the funny as our esteemed guest at lunch time.  Kevin beats his new puppy.  Mike jerks off while listening to Josh.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 02:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:59:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Show that puppy who's boss.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Criminal Party)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340422#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 01:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340422#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/11_Criminal_Party_Featuring_Twistdead_Fable.mp3" length="18768628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:07:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Criminal Party</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 102</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337026#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Good News!!!  New episode.  Better News!!!!!!!!  Lunch......don't worry though.  New retard and he's fucking funny.  Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 01:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Holocaust On A Stick</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Fallen)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336326#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Fallen]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 03:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, fuck, podcast, girls, music, rock, radio, carolla, retards, sex, metal, comedy, shortbus, underground, faggots, barrack</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fallen</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 101</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335111#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back for 101 and it's a mother fucker!  We figured that most of you deal with the long show shit well, so here it is.  Unintentionally, this became quite music-centric.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 11:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>You Can't Kill What Doesn't Die</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 100</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328125#</link>
<description><![CDATA[                                                                                          



                                                                                              ?]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Fuck, podcast, short, bus, ass, under, ground, underground, usb, girls, sex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>                                 ?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>SHORTBUS 99</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This whole upload shit is a pain in my stink.  So, this episode is number 99.  That means that we've done at least 99 of these shitty excuses for entertainment.  Nobody's favorite podcast continues.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 05:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Snap Crackle and Spunk-a-mania</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 98</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324763#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Regular regular with your hosts Awesome and Destruction for a show full of podcasting bullshit follies and naked wet farts on dead rodents.
Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 05:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Closing in on the big 100</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cartoon Criminals (In A River)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 98 will be up shortly.


Shortbus 99 will follow that soon.

Thanks for your patience and accepting this crap.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 03:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>In A River</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 97</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The madness continues with Big C. and the Lady Destruction.  We pick apart the finer parts of politics and the internals of the iPhone.  Which device does Barrack and Hillary prefer in the sack?  You'll find out here.  Up the beer steins, Shortbus 97 is here.
Thanks for listening.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Providing insecurity to the Portable Media Expo douches!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cartoon Criminals (Ho Down)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Sick of it yet?
Shortbus 97 will be up shortly.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Ho Down</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 96</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Big C. from Bearcrawling joins us along with Lady Destruction for some southern fried bastard vulgarity meant to capture the censor in us all.  Fuck you.  
Thanks for listening to us.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Moonshine Mason Jar</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cartoon Criminals (Jane)</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jane</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Behind the Barn)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I hate this one.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Behind the Barn</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cartoon Criminals (Never Be)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320717#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:07:03</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Never Be</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Already Gone)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[More Free Music!...or ear ache.]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Already Gone</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Cartoon Criminals (Breathe)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Breathe</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 95</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The drink floweth on and the Shortbus doth destroy.  Same lineup, different ultimate demise.  Come join us as we see who else we can offend.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>iPhone SDK for Retards</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 94</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jeannette Destruction joins us for the beginning of a drunken masterpiece.  This disaster heads down fast.  Much anger and rejoicing for Mike's internet non-failure.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Zippy the Pinhead</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 93</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We binge and purge our lunch.  How big is Norm?
thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 7 Mar 2008 04:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:05:17</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Toxic Shock Shortbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 92</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Listen closely to how this goes down.  Nate fucking freaks out.  In true Shortbus fashion, we patch things up in the later half.  Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 04:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Go To Hell Mike</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 91</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The rest of the show, and the drunkereererererer we are.  Our beloved Comcast gave us a few things to bitch about.  We certainly hope you enjoy what we've prepared.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:20:38</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Poor Ugly Cheap Stupid Americans</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 90</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A little something new from us at The Underground Shortbus.  We've had many complaints about our long episodes, so for you, we'll cut it up a bit.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>I LAUNCHED all over that poor Mexican!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 89</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Nate puts us to shame singing his brain out, and seemingly all over the lunch table.  That dude is messy as fuck!
Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Sunshine of Our Lives</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 88</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306367#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The cocaine fight at lunch was messy and expensive.  We had so much fun.  Thanks to all the listeners for sending us that shit via email.
thanks for listening...Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>White powder fight</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 87</title>
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<description><![CDATA[And the bottle is on the other lip.  Destruction polishes off vodka before the show and it does show.  All this is proof that Awesome truly is the funnier drunk.
thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 04:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:15:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Gays are Kucinich</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 86</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This might be the longest one to date, but don't let that scare you.  Randy, we shot for 5 hours...sorry!
Thanks for listening.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 00:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:40:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Lost and Black History Month</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 85</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299533#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We reached down our collective pants and found our chi.  It's name is Kenny the Retarded Tiger.  It's a new breed of animal, officially named by the Underground Shortbus, "Retarger".  Thank you ooh so very much for listening to our crappy show.  May your week be filled with opportunity and happiness. 
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:27:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Kenny, the retarded Scientologist tiger.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 84</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297286#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Destruction, YOU SUCK!  See, when Kevin drinks, bad things can happen...do happen.  They're all his fault.  Luckily, Awesome has the pre-drunk-wherewithal to think about what disasters may befall the Shortbus this week.  Kevin wasn't just given his name.  He earned the name Destruction.  Thanks to Steve for sending us "The Most Important Song Ever"

Thanks for listening...anyway.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:04:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Skyy + Destruction + Free Will = Deleted</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 83</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295307#</link>
<description><![CDATA[From the other side of the continent, Big C. of Bear Crawling joins us to talk shit about everyone and everything.  Nobody's safe here.  Nothing is holy.  Farewell to 2 Drunks and a Podcast.  Welcome Bear Crawling to the OKV.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:51:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Hillary Clinton's Wake Board</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 82</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294928#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lunch time drowning retards and sucking your dad's dick.&nbsp; Neither Awesome nor Destruction will be responsible for any pregnancy as a result of the romantic nature of this Shortbus episode.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 02:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:44:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, fuck, podcast, girls, okv, retards, faggots, jesus, christ, religion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Come in and Suck your Dad's Dick!!!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 81</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=292864#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year Shortbus style.&nbsp; Give us your ear and we'll cut it off and make necklaces out of it.&nbsp; Lots of holiday stories and cheery bullshit, so listen hard and roll deep.<br/>Thanks for listening.<br/>Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
Brand New to the OKV <a href="http://bearcrawling.com/">Bear Crawling</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 02:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:58:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>under, ground, usb, undergroundshortbus, kevin, mike, sex, jesus, christ, girl, music, metal, podcast, comedy, fuck, fellatio</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>New Year Bus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 80</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=291077#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Bloody noses, stool, and a general disregard for proper anything.  Merry Christmas.  Regular episode here.  Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:07:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A Very Blood Clot Christmas</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 79</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290447#</link>
<description><![CDATA[These special episodes of The USB keep us sane.  In depth discussions ranging from Biff to retarded pregnant teens with penis's.  We love you all.  Have a great Christmas and a delightful what ever the fuck else you celebrate.
Thanks for listening.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:44:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Pretty good singer's, those Chipmunks</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 78</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289278#</link>
<description><![CDATA[An educational Shortbus Lunch with Nate the Great.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289278#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:04:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Take that box away</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 77</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287391#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jam packed episode.  Full of our usual shit and special brand of drunk.  The "Vulgar Off" is back and Awesome and Destruction re-engage their vulgarity chops.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287391#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:56:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Vulgar Off</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 76</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285165#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Late night impromptu show.  Pure alcohol, listener feedback and our retarded opinions on music.  Jeannette Destruction joins us for a truly fucked up show.  Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285165#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:16:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Rollin' Deep Purpendicular</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 75</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283849#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lunch time starring Nate and Brian.  Kevin and Mike just drive this bus.  Nate threatens both of your hosts.  Mike sneaks some fuck words past Nate, and the whole thing implodes.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Dec 2007 05:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283849#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_75.mp3" length="31913314" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:44:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Listen to me DAMNIT!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 74</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282551#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Retard Boot Camp.  Your wonderful hosts just so happen to be as retarded as they come.  Joining us each week as we drink ourselves into stupidity, will give you an insight rarely experienced.  You see, we here at The Underground Shortbus are fully aware of our shortcomings.  We may not be aware of our short weenies, because we're fat.  Nevertheless, thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282551#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_74.mp3" length="74276429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:43:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Retard Boot Camp</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 73</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280934#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Listeners express their distain for our opinions on Guitar Hero.  More shit we hate.  Giving back to the less fortunate.  Happy after-Thanksgiving.
Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280934#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_73.mp3" length="50195784" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:09:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>John Bush&#62;Joey Belladonna</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 72</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280251#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A pre-feast lunch time fuck off with your hosts Awesome and Destruction.  Brian, the diaper wearing 'tard at Shortbus Industries joins us for a brief, but powerful few words.  Nate the Great also joins and puts us back on track.  We have new merch thanks to Alex!!!  Click the link below at the bottom.  
Thanks for listening!Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>  BRAND NEW FOR USB <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/downwithusb">SHORTBUS WEAR</a>
]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280251#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_72.mp3" length="35542651" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:49:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Diaper rash and the Tard</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 71</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278669#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This one might offend more people than any other show we've done!  Of course, we're assholes, so we get that privilege.  Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>All Fuckered</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 70</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Awesome is so drunk.  There are special occasions when Mike treats us to his special brand of vulgarity while on the drink, so enjoy.
thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:58:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>2 Girls 1 Cup of Awesome</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 69</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275757#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Nate the Great once again sets your hosts straight.  Holding nothing back, he makes his way through another lunch complete with insults and threats.  We begin our lunch podcast with a discussion on "Of Mice and Men", or "Iceman".  
Thanks for listening.
mail us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:44:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Iceman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 68</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween!  This is The Underground Shortbus's super spectacular scary haunted special.  Mike and Kevin kill a couple of transients and burn their lifeless bodies in the middle of a crowded intersection for the whole world to behold.  Enjoy.
Thanks for listening.
mail us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>
And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew <a href="http://leaningstraightup.com/2006/06/14/gore-an-inconvenient-rebuttal/">INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:52:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Happy Halloween!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 67</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This week's shows have been truely wonderful.  Mike came down with the palsy of the lung, Ellen brought an emotionally crippled nation together with one speech, and Linda secured her place in USB history with her last set of bullshit ramblings.  Feedback and much more on this emotionally phlegm driven episode of The Underground Shortbus.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:13:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Back-Yard Rope Swing</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 66</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Carbo-loading for 67, we take one for the team with Nate the Great.  Lasagne be damned, we will feed this demanding hunger within our favorite co-worker extraordinaire.  Nate's philosophy, Nate's way.
In the name of The Underground Shortbus...Amen.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:51:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Put that boat away, you damn ass!!!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 65</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267449#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mrs. Destruction referees the drunken abortion of a podcast.  USB, the retard wranglers attacking with prejudice.  There is nudity in this one...Tune in for some audio pornography with your hosts Kevin Destruction and Mike Awesome with a special guest, Jeanette Destruction.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:47:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Linda's Swan Song</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 64</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Awesome ventures over to the Destruction studios and throws down some podcast magic.  Mrs. Destruction joins the fun and vulgarity.
Thanks for listening
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 04:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_64.mp3" length="89037260" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>02:03:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Underground Jesus Bus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 63</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262906#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Time for a regular episode.  Irregular Awesome and Destruction take your mind on a tour that you may not necessarily be prepared to take.  Jam packed over two hours of delicious, disgusting, and spiritual upheaval with a retard chaser.  Listener mail, and the unusual bullshit you've come to love in your USB.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 04:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:15:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>undergroundshortbus, sex, suck, fuck, podcast, girls, dicks, assholes, n word, vaginas, drugs, beer, drunk, mike, kevin</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Moon Sized Elephant</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 62</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=261689#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back by popular demand.  Nate!!!!!  He has no idea how fucking hilarious he really is.  Out for another sit-down resturaunt escapade.  Nothing is off limits, well except for the "F" word...but the "N" word is quite alright.  Shortbus 63 will be up in the next day or two.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 1 Oct 2007 03:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Special Short Sauce Bus...With &#34;N&#34; word Hotties!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 61</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Altruistic Shortbus pulls to the curb to drop your retarded children with the enormous heads off in exchange for money.  Let the offense continue.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Altruistic Shortbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 60</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257028#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The friendly banter between two wood working blue collar pricks heats up in this, the 60th episode of that fuck of a podcast best known as The Underground Shortbus.  Mike gives one of the most amazing quiz to test Kevin's useless knowledge of rock music.  In turn, and only the way he can, Kevin fucks even this simple test up.  Lady and gentlemen, we are proud to present you, Awesome and Destruction.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:22:47</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fecal Asshole Syndrome</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 59</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254731#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A special appearance from Nate the fucking Great!  When we say that we roll deep, we mean it.  Mike went in the basement and our favorite from the Shortbus alternates steps up to fill the spot.  Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:21:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Offending the Stupid into political comas! and the colored girls say doddodododdododdoddododdodo</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 58</title>
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<description><![CDATA[After having done battle with Comcast over the dropped connections suffered in the week prior, Shortbus 58 finally made it.  We also made it a fuck load longer...or just a few minutes.  Lots of feedback, issues resolved, and anger to laugh at.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 03:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:32:28</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fashionable missing teeth</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 57</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248372#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A peaceful week at Shortbus Central, full of love and flowers.  All is right and balanced.  Or, Kevin may just bleed stool for everyone to hear.  Disruption in the OKV results in the intern leaving.  Hear it all, this week on The Underground Shortbus.
Thanks for Listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast  <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:19:41</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>I think they're gay for you.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 56</title>
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<description><![CDATA[56, chasing down 57.  Late, but here, Shortbus 56 continues on with the heritage you've come to expect from the USB.  Rumors, listener feedback, and the regular rants.  Adam Carolla called in with his lunch order.  Orenthal keeps writing in.  Thanks for listening,
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:00:46</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Late, but spotting!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 55</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242385#</link>
<description><![CDATA[2 hours of downward progression.  As the drinks go down, so does the show.  Mike finds a secret passage way to the roof of his apartment.  New listeners chime in.  More opinionated music talk.  There are problems in the OKV.  What will happen?  Will the OKV last?  Will the USB last?  Will we answer these quesions in this here podcast?
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 01:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:10:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>12 Feet 540 Pounds of Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 54</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240176#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Extra long.  Farewell to I Hate Cheese.  Mucho listener feedback, a giant retard story, and more pissed off rants.
Thanks for listening
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:30:38</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A farewell to Steve!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 53</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=235676#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday USB!  We're a year old now.  Back after a couple of weeks off.  Kevin's wife joins us.  Mike's up to his usual liquid antics.  Stories about our meet-up in Vegas (7-7-07) with 2 Guys 1 Brain.
We make up for the hiatus with vulgarity!
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Happy Birthday Shortbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 52</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=228760#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Working our problems out with you is such a wonderful thing.  The more we drink, the more we hate.  The more we hate, the more we sound like ugly fat American pastries trampled under by passing motorists with penis shaped noses and dripping genitalia.  Lots of feedback on this, Shortbus 52.  We have declared it fact that Kevin sucks.  With that, we'll say no more.  Thanks for your ears.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:09:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Breaking the Moral Compass</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 51</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=226575#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mike is blissfully hindered by his choice of premium beverages.  Beautiful harmonies, listener feedback, phone calls, and in depth discussions on world events (just like you've come to love).  Rollin' Deep!

Music, this episode is Hold On Me by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/peepholecircus">Peephole Circus</a>

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is   <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:22:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>How much USB can you handle?  Now double it.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 50</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=223924#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 50 is here.  It took us 11 months, but it happened.  All was almost lost when Mike gave us quite a scare.  Listen and hear the whole story.  It's amazing.  It's sexy.  It will shave your cat.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>
Now, check out our new <a href="http://undergroundshortbus.podOmatic.com">Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition</a>
The OKV requires your friendship <a href="http://myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity">OKV MySpace</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 16:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:45:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Rollin' So Fuckin' Deep!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 49</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=219567#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Two forces joined together to bring us this episode...Mike's insatiable desire to ride his bike 20 miles to Kevin's with his own bottle of vodka, get drunk, then ride home again.  Probably the greatest idea in all of podcasting.  The result is Shortbus 49.  The room was haunted by our own presence and some force that didn't want us to succeed.
We have a new site for vidcasts and the like <a href="http://www.podomatic.com/people/index/undergroundshortbus">Shortbus on Podomatic</a>
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 10:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:00:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Vodka + Sweat = Awesome!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 48</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=217904#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 48 full of reviews and shit.  Listener feedback.  New intern announcement!  Lost review.  Hair band review.  Smooth up in ya, er something.
2 Guys 1 Brain are official OKV members!
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 01:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=217904#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_48.mp3" length="60805230" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:41:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Smooth Up in Ya!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 47</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=215198#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back for another "Mike's Drunk again" episode.  Shortbus 47 will guide you through the audio bullshit you've come to expect from the internet's retards of the mic.  Welcome new listeners near and afar.  Listener feedback, and submitted stories.  Kevin and Mike paint a portrait of what the Podcast Convention could be if they made an appearance.  Fun with USB rollin' deep!
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a>  <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 01:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_47.mp3" length="62271035" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>02:09:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Retards on the Mic</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Pre-Shortbus 47 Video</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=214305#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pre-47 video.  We have received requests that Mike be drunk on the next episode, so we decided to show that process.  We also had a listener ask why we like Zakk Wylde so much.  Our answer is contained within.  We hope you enjoy.  Shortbus 47 will be out shortly.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> of course <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>  New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a> Music by <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 17:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:07:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A video for the listeners.  Pre-47.  Shortbus 47 will be here soon!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 46</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=211839#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The fluid sounds of Mike Shortbus and his drunken speak.  Haters beware, we give slightly less than a fuck.  New music, and Metallica review (kind of).  A fine week of retard wranglin' has led us to this wonderful release of Shortbus 46.  This hurts us more than it hurts you.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>
New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>
Honorary abduction into the OKV is <a href="http://www.fromtheville.com/">From The Ville</a> Music by <a href="http://www.stuckindetention.com/">Stuck in Detention</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 6 May 2007 23:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_46.mp3" length="48322551" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>01:54:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, OKV, underground, shortbus, short, bus, sick, and, wrong, dr., pus, reel, horror, 10DM, IHC, 2D&#38;aP, Jesus, lord, vulgarity</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fostering Autistic Vulgarity Through the Strength of Community</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 45</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=209236#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 45.  Bang Bang.  No rashes on our junk this week.  Listener feedback, and Mike stirs the pot on the racing subject.  Breaking Away, or American Flyers.  Thanks for listening.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>
New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Retard Smackdown!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 44</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Here a little late, but still here.  Shortbus 44.  Retard facial hairs, big fat podcasters, and New inductions into the OKV.  Music reviews and much more.  Thanks for listening.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>
New to The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a>  and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>and <a href="http://dr-pus.podomatic.com/">Dr. Pus</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>New Members of the OKV!!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 43</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Forced abductions into the OKV and visits from some of our friends at Shortbus Industries forced us into another show.  That will be known as Shortbus 43.  Listener feedback and an unusual show, the usual way, kind of like we usually do, only usually we're wearing clothes.

Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> and our good friends <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>
Honorary abductions into The OKV are <a href="http://reelhorror.com/">Reel Horror Podcast</a> <a href="http://nightshiftpodcast.com/">Night Shift Podcast</a> and <a href="http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/">Sick and Wrong Podcast</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:05:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, girl, jesus, christ, religion, atheism, jew, jitsu, fuck, sex, drugs, come</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Great White Retard</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 42</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=202337#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything.  Kevin is pissed at Rosie O'Fat and some fucker who emailed the show about her.  Contest winners and a continuous rambling of shit from the mouths of two humans that should probably be institutionalized.  Thanks for listening.

Oh, yeah...when I said that I'd link to a bunch of other shows that we abducted previously, I lied!
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> and our good friends <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:46:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, girl, jesus, christ, religion, atheism, jew, jitsu, fuck, sex, drugs, come</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Trophy Kids!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 41</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ah, yes, the hangover episode.  Back into the hard hitting real tough Shortbus that everyone's come to think is just alright.  Road rage and geriatrics...penis envy and ice cream vomit make the Shortbus a nice vacation from normal.  Thanks for listening!
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com   Call us at 206-984-1172
You can find us on <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/casts/15202/">Podcast Pickle</a> <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a> <a href="http://theundergroundshortbus.com/">Underground Shortbus.com</a> <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Vote at Podcast Alley</a> Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://10drinkminimum.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> <a href="http://myspace.com/2drunksandapodcast">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a> and our good friends <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 10:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:38:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Just LeDoux it?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 40 ooooooouuuuunnnnnncccce!</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=197173#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The ever shrinking Mike and the seemingly stagnant Kevin bring the shortbus to bay with a load of retarded shit this week.  Welcome new listeners.  A plethora of whores and bitches that nearly drove Kevin shitty, and explaining The O.K.V..  Call us 206-984-1172
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a hr  ef="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>  As always check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://2drunks.podomatic.com/">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> and <a href="http://chrisburnett.podomatic.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a>
Go see our friends <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> and <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:00:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, ground, short, bus, undergroundshortbus, 2, guys, 1, brain, 2, drunks, 10, drink, bullshit, podcast, american, alco</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>40 OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCE!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
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<title>Shortbus 39</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=193824#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 39.  Hear Kevin's life partner scare the holy shit out of him while podcasting.  Fat neighbors be damned, we made it.  We added a clip of our first podcasting attempt from about a year ago...Wow!  We thought we sucked now.  Call us 206-984-1172
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a hr  ef="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>  As always check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://2drunks.podomatic.com/">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> and <a href="http://chrisburnett.podomatic.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a>
Go see our friends <a href="http://www.2guys1brain.com/">2 Guys 1 Brain</a> and <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 23:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:00:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Vulgar Display of Podcasting!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 38</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Finally up.  Listen to Kevin bitch about his fat neighbor.  Mike ran out of underwear.  Sick bachelor life story.  Band bullshit.  Call us 206-984-1172
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a hr  ef="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:49:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Giant 12 year old.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 37</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=191218#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The only thing more disgusting than two grown men acting like children is two grown men acting with children.  Here is a video of just that.  Mike and Kevin explore a deeper side to the Shortbus, expressing themselves through the medium of shitty video.  We've already recorded Shortbus 38, so that'll be up shortly.  Call us 206-984-1172
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a hr  ef="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Sick talents!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 36</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=188784#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Another couple of hours of rants, listener feedback, and anger.  Mike is recovering nicely, although his prescription pain killers don't quite touch him.  Ozzfest is free.  What do we think?  Yet another week and little resolved.  Thanks to The Original Kings of Vulgarity, 2 Drunks and a Podcast, and 10 Drink Minimum.  Also big thanks to 2 Guys 1 Brain, and I Hate Cheese podcasts for their support and entertainment.  Call us at 206-984-1172
  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 02:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:10:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Lucy is Loose</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 35</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=186167#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Health is a wonderful.  Back from the back problems.  Mike has taken enough painkillers to abort a thousand babies.  Rollin' deep, USB tackles Kevin's global warming sister, and reasons with his to-be rock star friends (or ex-friends).  The religious debate can't happen or the show will explode.  Thanks for listening to us.  We're long winded, but we're fat too!
  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a> of course, you can find us on<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264">iTunes</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:11:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Breathe Rite Strips for your balls!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 34</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182212#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This episode we'll dig into some music history.  Our favorites and most hated songs.  Then, we'll dive into the theories surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's death.  Ingersol Rand did it fuckers!  Thanks to Alex for our new artwork.  You rule man!

  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>02:13:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>american, Jesus, Christ, USB, under, ground, short, bus, bitch, sex, drugs, rock, vulgarity, hell, heaven, walk, water, Amsterd</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Rock 'n' Ingersol Rand</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 33</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Mike's got a stabbing sensation in his lower bowel.  Kevin's wife can't resist the "C" word.  Crazy Russians, weekend excursions, giant retards at Walmart, and Jesus Christ High School wins the State Swimming Championship.  Offended yet?  Prepare to be.  We'll settle for nothing less.

  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 02:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:45:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>American, Jesus, Christ, USB, under, ground, short, bus, bitch, sex, drugs, rock, vulgarity, hell, heaven, walk, water, Amsterd</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jesus Christ High School</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortbus 32</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174181#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back in the studio.  Listener feedback.  Talking shit on fucking psycho drummers.  Cry baby podcasters and tech bullshit.  Kevin's still pissed and Mike's still fat.  thanks for listening.

 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:27:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Jesus Christ American</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 31</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172791#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ramping up for episode 32.  One last lunch-cast before we dig in to listener feedback.

  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:17:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Macs and Tanner Transmissions</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 30</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172429#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We're at lunch, so fuck you!  Nate goes crazy, and the rest of the retards are here too.  Mike still hates god, so fuck you again!

  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>general</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:55:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Spaghetti God!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 29</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=170909#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A poem for you.
  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 28</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=170881#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus Industries antics.  Mike confetti's Kevin.  What a fuck hole!

  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Confetti.mp4" length="11727044" type="video/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:02:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Confetti</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 27</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167585#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Greetings.  Hope your holiday season was substantial.  In preparation for Shortbus 28, we have Shortbus 27 for you.  Some funny shop stuff at the infamous Shortbus Industries.  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Be our friend at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">the MySpace thing</a> and/or <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">the CityBity</a> Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>  Digg us at <a href="http://digg.com/">Digg.com</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 03:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:34:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Pizza and Puke!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 25 reposted (good this time)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=166298#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry about the last post of episode 25.  Here it is without the stall towards the end.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 20:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shortbus Industries follies</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 26</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165179#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Christmas episode.  A celebration of love, life, meaning, and a whole bunch of neat shit.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659"> Podcast Alley</a>  Join us on <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a>  Show us your love at <a href="http://digg.com/">digg.com</a>
Thanks for listening, and Praise Be!]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:21:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A Polar Tree Bear Mounted to the Wall.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 24</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=162557#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is the welcome back Mike episode.  After a stint in the hospital, we welcome him with a drunk cast.
Thanks for listening.  undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
find us at <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> and <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">City Bity</a> vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>02:19:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Drunk and sounding like it!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus Negative 4 (23)</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=157619#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mike might be dead!  I don't know, but I can't get him online.  This episode is one of the recordings we did well before uploading our first episode.  It's funny to hear how things have changed.  Take a listen.  We'll be back for a new episode this week.  Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
find us on <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a>
<a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a>
vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>
Check out our friends <a href="http://2drunks.podomatic.com/">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> 
and <a href="http://chrisburnett.podomatic.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a> and <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2006 20:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_Negative_4.m4a" length="25730130" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:51:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Time heals...Sleep kills</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 22 Black Label</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=155382#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 22 here.  Regular studio episode.  We'll discuss Black Label Society, giant retards, Thanksgiving, and so much more........
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
Join us on <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a> and <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a>
Vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>
Check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity <a href="http://2drunks.podomatic.com/">2 Drunks and a Podcast</a> and <a href="http://chrisburnett.podomatic.com/">10 Drink Minimum</a>
Go check out our brother from another mother <a href="http://ihatecheese.libsyn.com/">I Hate Cheese Show</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_22__Black_Label.m4a" length="44215245" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:29:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>In True Black Label Fashion</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 21</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=153011#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 21 is a vid-cast, boys and girls.  Let us know what you think.  If you like, we'll do more...if not, we'll do no more.
email us at <a href="undergroundshortbus@gmail.com">undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</a>
vote for us at <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">Podcast Alley</a>
Join us on <a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">MySpace</a>
and <a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">CityBity</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:12:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>A, Short, bus, shortbus, bus, under, underground, girl, sex, theundergroundshortbus, gmail, B, talk, shit</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shortbus Cinema</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Shortbus 20</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=150947#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 20.  Mike and Kevin bitch and cry about Thanksgiving, religion, family, and their ability to see skeletons as a structure of great significance.  Thanks for listening.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
<a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659">vote for us at podcast alley</a>
<a href="http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus">shortbus on myspace</a>
<a href="http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus">shortbus on citybity</a>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>01:39:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Bullshit and Thanksgiving</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Pre-Boarding for 20</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=150658#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pre-show for shortbus 20.

undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=150658#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Pre-boarding_for_20.m4a" length="6645668" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:13:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>All aboard!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 19</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147970#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey fuckers, we're back with 19.  Sorry if some of you experienced trouble with the last episode, but this one seems to be better.  Lunch time with the original Retard Wranglers.  Vote for us at Podcast Alley along with our partners in crime...2 Drunks & a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum........The Original Kings of Vulgarity.  Find us here:
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Nov 2006 04:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147970#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_19.m4a" length="19253883" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:38:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Dixie Chicks lick ass!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 18</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147596#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 18 is a combo-episode.  Lunch and work.  Some things happen on the fly that are too good to keep from you the listener.  Listen and enjoy.  If you have any suggestions or want to say hi, email us....undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 04:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147596#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_18.m4a" length="43349491" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:27:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Photos of Kevin's Wife Nude!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 17</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145701#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back with Shortbus 17.  Mike and Kevin talk more shit.  Welcome new listeners.  Enjoy!
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145701#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_17.m4a" length="48651911" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:38:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fuck McDonalds!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Pre-Shortbus-Show</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145039#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We let the tards of the shop do the pre-show.  For the new listeners, here is a little background into Shortbus Industries.  Thanks for listening.  Shortbus 17 is comming.
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus
http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145039#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Pre-Shortbus-show.m4a" length="12486752" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:25:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Pre-Show-Background-Shortbus Tards</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://www.pod-planet.com/series_detail.asp?sid=19869
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 16</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142576#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Occasionally, Mike and Kevin decide to podcast while at work, lunch, and while driving.  Truely devoted to their craft, and with their gift of gab (or lack thereof), The Underground Shortbus podcasts in the heart of Grecian Mafia central (allegedly).  
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142576#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_16.m4a" length="20588323" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:41:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>7 days and 3 nights of novelties</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 15</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140723#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode 15 officially.  Mike is considerably less drunk...In fact, not at all.  Guilty of punching retards in the face, lying about wmd's, and being fondled in public showers, we here at Shortbus Industries find fun in all.  
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140723#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_15.m4a" length="50454351" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:41:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Punch that retard with your balls hanging out!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 14</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=138394#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus 14.  The loud and mouthy drunk that Mike is.  Our weekly report of the retarded goings-on in the retarded lives of two retarded fat woodworkers.  That's it.  Enjoy!
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Oct 2006 18:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=138394#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_14.m4a" length="46649356" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:34:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Fat, drunk, stupid, sloppy</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbonusbuscast</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136550#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus Industries crew.  A little background into our subject matter.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 01:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136550#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbonusbuscast.m4a" length="5992549" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:12:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Who runs the shop?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 13</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135807#</link>
<description><![CDATA[13 real episodes in and in safe decline mode.  At any moment, we reserve the right to poke fun at any sensitive issue.  Mike, of course is drunk...again.  A loud and abnoxious time is at hand.  Retarded human sprinklers (drownings at the hands of others), funny stories of death, and the consequences of molesting a young Kevin.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Oct 2006 05:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135807#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_13.m4a" length="50329501" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:41:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Drowning in sprinkler water is alot like fun!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 12</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=133467#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The longest episode yet.  Mike...Drunk again.  Will we ever learn?
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://www.citybity.com/undergroundshortbus]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=133467#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_12.m4a" length="64833262" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>02:10:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 11</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130563#</link>
<description><![CDATA[On the move.  Mike's new pad...no internet access...fat assed neighbor...retards with erections...celebrities with erections...Shortbus with erections and puke.  The only thing we don't have is more retarded erections actively listening and contributing.  Thanks for listening.

undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130563#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_11.m4a" length="38181453" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:17:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>New padded erections</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home
</item>
<item>
<title>A Shortbus Poem 2</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129508#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Just another little poem.

http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home

undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129508#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/A_Shortbus_Poem_2.m4a" length="870270" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>What Love Can Do</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 10</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127143#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Full episode, finally.  The Underground Shortbus asks the important questions.  No answers, ofcourse, but atleast, you don't expect that much of us.  Mike hangs out with baseball greats.  Kevin is confused.  Some long emails and we're done.  Thanks for listening.  undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 10:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127143#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_Ten.m4a" length="44924502" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:30:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Itinerant Podcasters</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>A Shortbus Poem</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125548#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Just a poem.  undergroundshortbus@gmail.com



http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125548#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/A_Shortbus_Poem.m4a" length="680462" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Beat that kid down.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 9.25</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=124685#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A short episode of this magnitude deserves a .25, not a whole number.  Mike scares Kevin 2.0.  This time, he doesn't even say anything.  What a spastic retard Kevin is.  Just a short one from the Shortbus work front.  Thanks for listening.  undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

http://theundergroundshortbus.com/

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=124685#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_9.25.m4a" length="4437115" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:08:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Mike scares Kevin 2.0</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 9</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123716#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Back for the official 9th episode.  Mike and Kevin discuss work, vomit, mucus, retards, bitches, and assholes.  We now have an official web site.   http://theundergroundshortbus.com/
Not much yet, but we'll work on that.  Bucho, from the :switched:on: forums emailed us and sounded pissed.  Nothing new.  We're sure that we piss off about everyone.  Welcome new listeners.  I'm sure we have atleast 5 now.  Thanks for listening.      undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123716#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_9.m4a" length="41045508" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:22:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>uSB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Journalistic integrity</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus 8</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122403#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Podcasting on the fly, the Shortbus shows it's limited ability to improvise.  About a half hour of Mike ripping on Kevin for being the biggest retard of all.  Never to go a day without injury, Kevin waddles through his work week.  How long can this go on for?  One day, maybe soon, he'll be put out of his misery.
undergroundshortbus@gmail.com              thanks for listening...........

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122403#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_8.m4a" length="15540233" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Kevin, the wrangled retard</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus Lunch 7.5</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121659#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Underground Shortbus failed in podcast #7.  This is where we redeem ourselves.  We caught the guys on a good day and now we're sharing it with you.  This is typical of our work week.  
Mike and Kevin will be back soon with a regular podcast.  Thanks for listening.

undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 00:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121659#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_Lunch_7.5.m4a" length="17812183" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:35:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>under, ground, short, bus, podcast, a, girl, wife, kevin, mike, jeannette, the, undergroundshortbus, onion, distorted, show,</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Failure Forgiven</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus #7</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121157#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Shortbus #7 is here.  Mike and Kevin show what true failure can be.  The insanity at work was worthy of recording, but wasn't.  The Underground Shortbus is the true abortion of podcasts.  We may have 4 listeners now.  The longest episode yet will bring misunderstanding to all who value logic.  Thanks for listening. 
   Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

find us in iTunes
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121157#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_7_The_Great_Failure.m4a" length="48084785" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:37:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>under, ground, short, bus, podcast, a, girl, wife, kevin, mike, jeannette, the, undergroundshortbus, onion, distorted, show,</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Great Failure</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus #6</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119499#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mike and Kevin are back with more retarded talk.  From abortion to email.....From music to the crying game......From facts to bloody feces, The USb brings the vomit soaked sponge to the dinner table with a side dish of complete bullshit.  The sixth episode is here.  Thanks for listening.  Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 23:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119499#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_6.m4a" length="42335414" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:25:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>USB, under, underground, undergroundshortbus, short, shortbus, distorted, onions, view, girl, the, a, shit, music, abortion</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Flying Spaghetti Monster infects the shortbus with Communada!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus bonus #5.5</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118333#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is a bonus episode of The Underground Shortbus.  Kevin's life partner, also known as his wife joins the podcast for some shit talk.  Included is an intro clip from Mike and Kevin's shop for some laughs.  Thanks to all three of you for listening.  Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 03:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118333#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_bonus_5.5.m4a" length="29504975" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>00:59:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>under, ground, short, bus, podcast, a, girl, wife, kevin, mike, jeannette, the, undergroundshortbus, onion, distorted, show,</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shortbus bonus #5.5</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus #5</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117303#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Kevin's brother-in-law, Travis joins us on the podcast.  Mike tells us about his experiences on vacation.  Sex, drugs, puppys, broken jaws, and cheating liars (in tech).  There is more hate on this podcast then on any previous.....maybe.......or not.  Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
          Thanks for listening........black out man.]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Aug 2006 03:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117303#</guid>
<author>undergroundshortbus@gmail.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/undergroundshortbus/Shortbus_5.m4a" length="32969280" type="audio/mp4"/>
<itunes:duration>01:06:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>A, Short, bus, shortbus, bus, under, underground, girl, sex, theundergroundshortbus, gmail, B, talk, shit</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shortbus #5</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
gambling, strippers, sex, girls, talk, podcast
</item>
<item>
<title>Shortbus #4</title>
<link>http://undergroundshortbus.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=115147#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Greetings to all three of you.  Eric joins us on the podcast for some grand old times.  We had trouble with Voip, so it's a little patched together.  Just goes to show that we may not be the only retards on the bus.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Underground Shortbus #3</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Podcasting from deep within the depths of Mike's beautiful vacation home in Utah, The Underground Shortbus finds humor and anger in old man drivers and bike races.  Using Mike's new iMac to record, we release the official 3rd episode.  Hope you enjoyed our pitiful attempt at a video podcast.  Email us at  undergroundshortbus@gmail.com.  Thanks for listening.  We love all three of you.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>The Underground Shortbus #3</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Shortdigbus</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This episode of The Underground Shortbus is our attempt at a vidcast, not meant to be taken seriously.  Yes it is low quality, but so are we.  All three of our listeners have been so good to us, so we decided to reward them with this.  As a disclaimer, if anyone notices that our feeble attempt looks in any way like a very popular video podcast, we admit..........well nothing.  Thanks for watching.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 19:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:11:32</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:subtitle>Shortdigbus</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Underground Shortbus #2</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Kevin and Mike do the iChat podcast.  Mike unboxes his new iMac.  Kevin's wife gives him shit.  Mike plays with himself and his computer without consideration for our safety.  Kevin and Mike are the retards.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>iChat podcast from hell</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Babe Ruth, Billy Idol, and Beirut B.S. #1</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In this episode, Kevin and Mike explore their feelings about Babe Ruth footage, Billy Idol as a stripper, and hijacking the lunch room at work.  What a fine week it has been.  Thanks for listening.  Send us an Email at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
     Black out man!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>01:18:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Underground Shortbus Zero</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This is the first official podcast episode of The Underground Shortbus.  Kevin and Mike rant on anything that passes through their seemingly simple minds.  Belt yourself in and black out, or puke.  The shortbus has rubber floor mats and clean up is easy.  The hosts demonstrate that they cannot keep their location a secret.  If this seems like a rough ride, stick with us.  We will overcome.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Underground Shortbus Disclaimer negative 1</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This is the disclaimer episode of The Underground Shortbus.  In this episode, we play some clips of funny people we work with.  This is not intended to offend, but listen at your own peril.  We hope you enjoy.  The official first episode is comming soon.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Kevin and Mike</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Welcome to Liberated Syndication</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This default podcast has been automatically generated by the libsyn system. Feel free to delete it at any time.  Welcome to Liberated Syndication, and happy casting]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:54:22 GMT</pubDate>
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