We reached down our collective pants and found our chi. It's name is Kenny the Retarded Tiger. It's a new breed of animal, officially named by the Underground Shortbus, "Retarger". Thank you ooh so very much for listening to our crappy show. May your week be filled with opportunity and happiness. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Destruction, YOU SUCK! See, when Kevin drinks, bad things can happen...do happen. They're all his fault. Luckily, Awesome has the pre-drunk-wherewithal to think about what disasters may befall the Shortbus this week. Kevin wasn't just given his name. He earned the name Destruction. Thanks to Steve for sending us "The Most Important Song Ever" Thanks for listening...anyway.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

From the other side of the continent, Big C. of Bear Crawling joins us to talk shit about everyone and everything. Nobody's safe here. Nothing is holy. Farewell to 2 Drunks and a Podcast. Welcome Bear Crawling to the OKV. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Lunch time drowning retards and sucking your dad's dick.  Neither Awesome nor Destruction will be responsible for any pregnancy as a result of the romantic nature of this Shortbus episode. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Happy New Year Shortbus style.  Give us your ear and we'll cut it off and make necklaces out of it.  Lots of holiday stories and cheery bullshit, so listen hard and roll deep.
Thanks for listening.
Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling