Wed, 28 November 2007 Retard Boot Camp. Your wonderful hosts just so happen to be as retarded as they come. Joining us each week as we drink ourselves into stupidity, will give you an insight rarely experienced. You see, we here at The Underground Shortbus are fully aware of our shortcomings. We may not be aware of our short weenies, because we're fat. Nevertheless, thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172
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Fri, 16 November 2007 This one might offend more people than any other show we've done! Of course, we're assholes, so we get that privilege. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172
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Fri, 9 November 2007 Awesome is so drunk. There are special occasions when Mike treats us to his special brand of vulgarity while on the drink, so enjoy.
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Wed, 31 October 2007 Happy Halloween! This is The Underground Shortbus's super spectacular scary haunted special. Mike and Kevin kill a couple of transients and burn their lifeless bodies in the middle of a crowded intersection for the whole world to behold. Enjoy.
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Fri, 26 October 2007 This week's shows have been truely wonderful. Mike came down with the palsy of the lung, Ellen brought an emotionally crippled nation together with one speech, and Linda secured her place in USB history with her last set of bullshit ramblings. Feedback and much more on this emotionally phlegm driven episode of The Underground Shortbus.
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Tue, 16 October 2007 Mrs. Destruction referees the drunken abortion of a podcast. USB, the retard wranglers attacking with prejudice. There is nudity in this one...Tune in for some audio pornography with your hosts Kevin Destruction and Mike Awesome with a special guest, Jeanette Destruction.
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Tue, 9 October 2007 Awesome ventures over to the Destruction studios and throws down some podcast magic. Mrs. Destruction joins the fun and vulgarity.
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Thu, 4 October 2007 Time for a regular episode. Irregular Awesome and Destruction take your mind on a tour that you may not necessarily be prepared to take. Jam packed over two hours of delicious, disgusting, and spiritual upheaval with a retard chaser. Listener mail, and the unusual bullshit you've come to love in your USB.
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Tue, 25 September 2007 The Altruistic Shortbus pulls to the curb to drop your retarded children with the enormous heads off in exchange for money. Let the offense continue.
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Mon, 3 September 2007 After having done battle with Comcast over the dropped connections suffered in the week prior, Shortbus 58 finally made it. We also made it a fuck load longer...or just a few minutes. Lots of feedback, issues resolved, and anger to laugh at.
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Wed, 22 August 2007 A peaceful week at Shortbus Central, full of love and flowers. All is right and balanced. Or, Kevin may just bleed stool for everyone to hear. Disruption in the OKV results in the intern leaving. Hear it all, this week on The Underground Shortbus.
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Thu, 16 August 2007 56, chasing down 57. Late, but here, Shortbus 56 continues on with the heritage you've come to expect from the USB. Rumors, listener feedback, and the regular rants. Adam Carolla called in with his lunch order. Orenthal keeps writing in. Thanks for listening,
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Mon, 30 July 2007 Extra long. Farewell to I Hate Cheese. Mucho listener feedback, a giant retard story, and more pissed off rants.
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Mon, 16 July 2007 Happy Birthday USB! We're a year old now. Back after a couple of weeks off. Kevin's wife joins us. Mike's up to his usual liquid antics. Stories about our meet-up in Vegas (7-7-07) with 2 Guys 1 Brain.
We make up for the hiatus with vulgarity!
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Sun, 24 June 2007 Working our problems out with you is such a wonderful thing. The more we drink, the more we hate. The more we hate, the more we sound like ugly fat American pastries trampled under by passing motorists with penis shaped noses and dripping genitalia. Lots of feedback on this, Shortbus 52. We have declared it fact that Kevin sucks. With that, we'll say no more. Thanks for your ears.
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Mon, 18 June 2007 Mike is blissfully hindered by his choice of premium beverages. Beautiful harmonies, listener feedback, phone calls, and in depth discussions on world events (just like you've come to love). Rollin' Deep!
Music, this episode is Hold On Me by Peephole Circus
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Sun, 10 June 2007 Shortbus 50 is here. It took us 11 months, but it happened. All was almost lost when Mike gave us quite a scare. Listen and hear the whole story. It's amazing. It's sexy. It will shave your cat.
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Wed, 23 May 2007 Shortbus 48 full of reviews and shit. Listener feedback. New intern announcement! Lost review. Hair band review. Smooth up in ya, er something.
2 Guys 1 Brain are official OKV members!
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Tue, 15 May 2007 Back for another "Mike's Drunk again" episode. Shortbus 47 will guide you through the audio bullshit you've come to expect from the internet's retards of the mic. Welcome new listeners near and afar. Listener feedback, and submitted stories. Kevin and Mike paint a portrait of what the Podcast Convention could be if they made an appearance. Fun with USB rollin' deep!
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Sun, 13 May 2007 Pre-47 video. We have received requests that Mike be drunk on the next episode, so we decided to show that process. We also had a listener ask why we like Zakk Wylde so much. Our answer is contained within. We hope you enjoy. Shortbus 47 will be out shortly.
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Sun, 6 May 2007 The fluid sounds of Mike Shortbus and his drunken speak. Haters beware, we give slightly less than a fuck. New music, and Metallica review (kind of). A fine week of retard wranglin' has led us to this wonderful release of Shortbus 46. This hurts us more than it hurts you.
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Sun, 29 April 2007 Shortbus 45. Bang Bang. No rashes on our junk this week. Listener feedback, and Mike stirs the pot on the racing subject. Breaking Away, or American Flyers. Thanks for listening.
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Mon, 23 April 2007 Here a little late, but still here. Shortbus 44. Retard facial hairs, big fat podcasters, and New inductions into the OKV. Music reviews and much more. Thanks for listening.
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Tue, 10 April 2007 Shortbus 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Kevin is pissed at Rosie O'Fat and some fucker who emailed the show about her. Contest winners and a continuous rambling of shit from the mouths of two humans that should probably be institutionalized. Thanks for listening.
Oh, yeah...when I said that I'd link to a bunch of other shows that we abducted previously, I lied!
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Wed, 4 April 2007 Ah, yes, the hangover episode. Back into the hard hitting real tough Shortbus that everyone's come to think is just alright. Road rage and geriatrics...penis envy and ice cream vomit make the Shortbus a nice vacation from normal. Thanks for listening!
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Tue, 27 March 2007 The ever shrinking Mike and the seemingly stagnant Kevin bring the shortbus to bay with a load of retarded shit this week. Welcome new listeners. A plethora of whores and bitches that nearly drove Kevin shitty, and explaining The O.K.V.. Call us 206-984-1172
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Sun, 18 March 2007 Episode 39. Hear Kevin's life partner scare the holy shit out of him while podcasting. Fat neighbors be damned, we made it. We added a clip of our first podcasting attempt from about a year ago...Wow! We thought we sucked now. Call us 206-984-1172
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Wed, 14 March 2007 Finally up. Listen to Kevin bitch about his fat neighbor. Mike ran out of underwear. Sick bachelor life story. Band bullshit. Call us 206-984-1172
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Sun, 11 March 2007 The only thing more disgusting than two grown men acting like children is two grown men acting with children. Here is a video of just that. Mike and Kevin explore a deeper side to the Shortbus, expressing themselves through the medium of shitty video. We've already recorded Shortbus 38, so that'll be up shortly. Call us 206-984-1172
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Sun, 4 March 2007 Another couple of hours of rants, listener feedback, and anger. Mike is recovering nicely, although his prescription pain killers don't quite touch him. Ozzfest is free. What do we think? Yet another week and little resolved. Thanks to The Original Kings of Vulgarity, 2 Drunks and a Podcast, and 10 Drink Minimum. Also big thanks to 2 Guys 1 Brain, and I Hate Cheese podcasts for their support and entertainment. Call us at 206-984-1172
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Sun, 25 February 2007 Health is a wonderful. Back from the back problems. Mike has taken enough painkillers to abort a thousand babies. Rollin' deep, USB tackles Kevin's global warming sister, and reasons with his to-be rock star friends (or ex-friends). The religious debate can't happen or the show will explode. Thanks for listening to us. We're long winded, but we're fat too!
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Mon, 5 February 2007 Mike's got a stabbing sensation in his lower bowel. Kevin's wife can't resist the "C" word. Crazy Russians, weekend excursions, giant retards at Walmart, and Jesus Christ High School wins the State Swimming Championship. Offended yet? Prepare to be. We'll settle for nothing less.
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Tue, 23 January 2007 Back in the studio. Listener feedback. Talking shit on fucking psycho drummers. Cry baby podcasters and tech bullshit. Kevin's still pissed and Mike's still fat. thanks for listening.
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Fri, 19 January 2007 Ramping up for episode 32. One last lunch-cast before we dig in to listener feedback.
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Thu, 18 January 2007 We're at lunch, so fuck you! Nate goes crazy, and the rest of the retards are here too. Mike still hates god, so fuck you again!
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Sun, 14 January 2007 A poem for you.
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Sun, 14 January 2007 Shortbus Industries antics. Mike confetti's Kevin. What a fuck hole!
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Thu, 4 January 2007 Greetings. Hope your holiday season was substantial. In preparation for Shortbus 28, we have Shortbus 27 for you. Some funny shop stuff at the infamous Shortbus Industries. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
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Sun, 31 December 2006 Sorry about the last post of episode 25. Here it is without the stall towards the end.
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Tue, 26 December 2006 The Christmas episode. A celebration of love, life, meaning, and a whole bunch of neat shit.
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Sun, 17 December 2006 This is the welcome back Mike episode. After a stint in the hospital, we welcome him with a drunk cast.
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Sun, 3 December 2006 Mike might be dead! I don't know, but I can't get him online. This episode is one of the recordings we did well before uploading our first episode. It's funny to hear how things have changed. Take a listen. We'll be back for a new episode this week. Thanks for listening.
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Retard Boot Camp. Your wonderful hosts just so happen to be as retarded as they come. Joining us each week as we drink ourselves into stupidity, will give you an insight rarely experienced. You see, we here at The Underground Shortbus are fully aware of our shortcomings. We may not be aware of our short weenies, because we're fat. Nevertheless, thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172
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This one might offend more people than any other show we've done! Of course, we're assholes, so we get that privilege. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172
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Awesome is so drunk. There are special occasions when Mike treats us to his special brand of vulgarity while on the drink, so enjoy.
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Happy Halloween! This is The Underground Shortbus's super spectacular scary haunted special. Mike and Kevin kill a couple of transients and burn their lifeless bodies in the middle of a crowded intersection for the whole world to behold. Enjoy.
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This week's shows have been truely wonderful. Mike came down with the palsy of the lung, Ellen brought an emotionally crippled nation together with one speech, and Linda secured her place in USB history with her last set of bullshit ramblings. Feedback and much more on this emotionally phlegm driven episode of The Underground Shortbus.
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Mrs. Destruction referees the drunken abortion of a podcast. USB, the retard wranglers attacking with prejudice. There is nudity in this one...Tune in for some audio pornography with your hosts Kevin Destruction and Mike Awesome with a special guest, Jeanette Destruction.
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Awesome ventures over to the Destruction studios and throws down some podcast magic. Mrs. Destruction joins the fun and vulgarity.
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Time for a regular episode. Irregular Awesome and Destruction take your mind on a tour that you may not necessarily be prepared to take. Jam packed over two hours of delicious, disgusting, and spiritual upheaval with a retard chaser. Listener mail, and the unusual bullshit you've come to love in your USB.
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The Altruistic Shortbus pulls to the curb to drop your retarded children with the enormous heads off in exchange for money. Let the offense continue.
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After having done battle with Comcast over the dropped connections suffered in the week prior, Shortbus 58 finally made it. We also made it a fuck load longer...or just a few minutes. Lots of feedback, issues resolved, and anger to laugh at.
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A peaceful week at Shortbus Central, full of love and flowers. All is right and balanced. Or, Kevin may just bleed stool for everyone to hear. Disruption in the OKV results in the intern leaving. Hear it all, this week on The Underground Shortbus.
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56, chasing down 57. Late, but here, Shortbus 56 continues on with the heritage you've come to expect from the USB. Rumors, listener feedback, and the regular rants. Adam Carolla called in with his lunch order. Orenthal keeps writing in. Thanks for listening,
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Extra long. Farewell to I Hate Cheese. Mucho listener feedback, a giant retard story, and more pissed off rants.
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Happy Birthday USB! We're a year old now. Back after a couple of weeks off. Kevin's wife joins us. Mike's up to his usual liquid antics. Stories about our meet-up in Vegas (7-7-07) with 2 Guys 1 Brain.
We make up for the hiatus with vulgarity!
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Working our problems out with you is such a wonderful thing. The more we drink, the more we hate. The more we hate, the more we sound like ugly fat American pastries trampled under by passing motorists with penis shaped noses and dripping genitalia. Lots of feedback on this, Shortbus 52. We have declared it fact that Kevin sucks. With that, we'll say no more. Thanks for your ears.
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Mike is blissfully hindered by his choice of premium beverages. Beautiful harmonies, listener feedback, phone calls, and in depth discussions on world events (just like you've come to love). Rollin' Deep!
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Shortbus 50 is here. It took us 11 months, but it happened. All was almost lost when Mike gave us quite a scare. Listen and hear the whole story. It's amazing. It's sexy. It will shave your cat.
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Shortbus 48 full of reviews and shit. Listener feedback. New intern announcement! Lost review. Hair band review. Smooth up in ya, er something.
2 Guys 1 Brain are official OKV members!
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Back for another "Mike's Drunk again" episode. Shortbus 47 will guide you through the audio bullshit you've come to expect from the internet's retards of the mic. Welcome new listeners near and afar. Listener feedback, and submitted stories. Kevin and Mike paint a portrait of what the Podcast Convention could be if they made an appearance. Fun with USB rollin' deep!
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Pre-47 video. We have received requests that Mike be drunk on the next episode, so we decided to show that process. We also had a listener ask why we like Zakk Wylde so much. Our answer is contained within. We hope you enjoy. Shortbus 47 will be out shortly.
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The fluid sounds of Mike Shortbus and his drunken speak. Haters beware, we give slightly less than a fuck. New music, and Metallica review (kind of). A fine week of retard wranglin' has led us to this wonderful release of Shortbus 46. This hurts us more than it hurts you.
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Shortbus 45. Bang Bang. No rashes on our junk this week. Listener feedback, and Mike stirs the pot on the racing subject. Breaking Away, or American Flyers. Thanks for listening.
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Here a little late, but still here. Shortbus 44. Retard facial hairs, big fat podcasters, and New inductions into the OKV. Music reviews and much more. Thanks for listening.
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Shortbus 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Kevin is pissed at Rosie O'Fat and some fucker who emailed the show about her. Contest winners and a continuous rambling of shit from the mouths of two humans that should probably be institutionalized. Thanks for listening.
Oh, yeah...when I said that I'd link to a bunch of other shows that we abducted previously, I lied!
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Ah, yes, the hangover episode. Back into the hard hitting real tough Shortbus that everyone's come to think is just alright. Road rage and geriatrics...penis envy and ice cream vomit make the Shortbus a nice vacation from normal. Thanks for listening!
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The ever shrinking Mike and the seemingly stagnant Kevin bring the shortbus to bay with a load of retarded shit this week. Welcome new listeners. A plethora of whores and bitches that nearly drove Kevin shitty, and explaining The O.K.V.. Call us 206-984-1172
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Episode 39. Hear Kevin's life partner scare the holy shit out of him while podcasting. Fat neighbors be damned, we made it. We added a clip of our first podcasting attempt from about a year ago...Wow! We thought we sucked now. Call us 206-984-1172
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Finally up. Listen to Kevin bitch about his fat neighbor. Mike ran out of underwear. Sick bachelor life story. Band bullshit. Call us 206-984-1172
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The only thing more disgusting than two grown men acting like children is two grown men acting with children. Here is a video of just that. Mike and Kevin explore a deeper side to the Shortbus, expressing themselves through the medium of shitty video. We've already recorded Shortbus 38, so that'll be up shortly. Call us 206-984-1172
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Another couple of hours of rants, listener feedback, and anger. Mike is recovering nicely, although his prescription pain killers don't quite touch him. Ozzfest is free. What do we think? Yet another week and little resolved. Thanks to The Original Kings of Vulgarity, 2 Drunks and a Podcast, and 10 Drink Minimum. Also big thanks to 2 Guys 1 Brain, and I Hate Cheese podcasts for their support and entertainment. Call us at 206-984-1172
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Health is a wonderful. Back from the back problems. Mike has taken enough painkillers to abort a thousand babies. Rollin' deep, USB tackles Kevin's global warming sister, and reasons with his to-be rock star friends (or ex-friends). The religious debate can't happen or the show will explode. Thanks for listening to us. We're long winded, but we're fat too!
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Mike's got a stabbing sensation in his lower bowel. Kevin's wife can't resist the "C" word. Crazy Russians, weekend excursions, giant retards at Walmart, and Jesus Christ High School wins the State Swimming Championship. Offended yet? Prepare to be. We'll settle for nothing less.
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Back in the studio. Listener feedback. Talking shit on fucking psycho drummers. Cry baby podcasters and tech bullshit. Kevin's still pissed and Mike's still fat. thanks for listening.
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Ramping up for episode 32. One last lunch-cast before we dig in to listener feedback.
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We're at lunch, so fuck you! Nate goes crazy, and the rest of the retards are here too. Mike still hates god, so fuck you again!
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A poem for you.
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Shortbus Industries antics. Mike confetti's Kevin. What a fuck hole!
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Greetings. Hope your holiday season was substantial. In preparation for Shortbus 28, we have Shortbus 27 for you. Some funny shop stuff at the infamous Shortbus Industries. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com
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Sorry about the last post of episode 25. Here it is without the stall towards the end.
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The Christmas episode. A celebration of love, life, meaning, and a whole bunch of neat shit.
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This is the welcome back Mike episode. After a stint in the hospital, we welcome him with a drunk cast.
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Mike might be dead! I don't know, but I can't get him online. This episode is one of the recordings we did well before uploading our first episode. It's funny to hear how things have changed. Take a listen. We'll be back for a new episode this week. Thanks for listening.
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