Our meet-up with Al from Al's Bar in Houston. Good drinking and awesome people make for our version of a recap. Thanks for listening and thanks to Al for being a great friend. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

This is officially a day and date show. We're putting it up the day we recorded it. Fuck yes! Wow! We are happy to do it. First in a long time...no edit show! undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Let's just say, this show would have been well over 3 hours had it not been drastically edited for reasons of boredom. It might be listenable now. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Nate the Great is back by popular demand. Enjoy. thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Highway Star Mike Awesome takes this podcast over. This is his baby.....well, one he stole from Shortbus Industries. Fuck you white boy!!! undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Getting back on the horse you just finished raping isn't as easy as it may seem. We're working on becoming like a regular movement. Part one of this disaster. Next will be the real drunk one. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Break in at Shortbus Industries.  A certain husband person shows his pussy and doesn't present himself for the challenge offered by one of your hosts. Podcasts taking us up on the challenge to give us a run for our fighting dollar.  And, how much fuck can a dumb fuck fuck if a dumb fuck could fuck himself with a baseball bat.
Nice fucking week.  Thanks for listening.
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Bad editing, bad people, bad shit altogether. However, show!
thanks for listening.
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Big C and Hugh from Bearcrawling join us for what is to go down in history as...well just one of those shows we drank too much in and don't remember a fucking thing about. Hope you can find something in here to enjoy. We always have fun with these fellas. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Please excuse our rustiness. Our absence has made us sloppy. This show should get us back on track. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

We found out a little bit of information on the 2 Guys 1 Brain show and thought we'd do a special episode for one listener. You are all welcome to listen too. Thanks for doing so. We've been on hiatus. This Saturday, we will do a new show and all will be explained. I promise there is a good excuse. Thanks for listening. Please write us. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Regular episode. FINALLY! Mike drinks his share of Svedka and Kevin...well 20 beers is enough. Big thanks to Big C. and Hugh of Bearcrawling. They gave us the best gift! Thanks for your patience and sticking with us. This one is for you. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Nightwish. Yet another episode of lunch shit. Next one is a regular episode. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248 I think?

Happy after-tax day. M is for METALLICA! So here's some old school metal up your ass! Thank you for hangin' in with us. We appreciate each and every one of you. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

In response to Big C. and Hugh. undergrounshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Full lunch room means FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! K for Kiss. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

We found out some interesting things about our co-workers. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

We're into the "I's" now so that means Infectious Grooves. Anyone? undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Here's a little sound quality difference. The Olympus tries, but can't quite capture the majesty of the great Cannon. We slip in as much dirty filthy shit as we can without offending the Mormons. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Dirty little shits we are. Not quite holocaust offensive, but we're doing our mediocre best. undergrounshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Some more substance with Josh. Is this terrible? undergrounshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

How much of this can we take? undergrounshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Sorry no show for a while. This should suffice. New ones on the ready. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

A double punch to the chest. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Here's an example of the confusion Lester brings to the lunch table. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

A contrast in recording methods. First using an Olympus voice recorder, then the Cannon. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Your phone calls. 206-426-3248 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

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Merry Christmas! Regular episode finally. We play some phone calls and help spread Christmas joy and herpes. Thanks for hanging in there with us this year despite our random scheduling. We look forward to giving you some more shit from the minds of two not quite correct individuals. Thanks for listening. email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com or call 206-426-3248

Lester and Nate show us what we could aspire to be if'n we were to work hard. Thanks for listening....or sorry. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

A lunch quickie. Soon, we'll put up our Christmas episode. Until then, enjoy. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Christmas time is near and the Shortbus is celebrating with Josh, who we were going to fire...still may. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Once again, we're sorry if we've disappointed. This is a lunch episode, but we will make it up in large fashion. Thanks for sticking with us. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Nate gets pissed. Go figure. Molesting teachers and huge nut sacks. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Happy Thanksgiving. We're proud to present you with Josh. Enjoy! Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

Lunch, guns, words and laughter. Kill whitie! undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-426-3248

New guns. Indecent proposals while shopping guns. Shooting. Angry listeners. Thanks for listening. 206-426-3248 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Happy Election day. Welcome President Obama. Regular episode. Call us with your feelings about the election, your erection, or some combination of the two. By the way, this is the last time I'm getting a new K7 number. Thanks for listening. 206-426-3248 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Happy Halloween Fuckers! Sorry we've been irregular. Here's something to tide you over. We'll get back on the shit. 206-338-5761 undergrounshortbus@gmail.com

Hey, here's some lunch humor. 206-338-5761 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Josh forced us to do a lunch episode, so it's his fault. Mike shares some bathroom etiquette. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-338-5761

Mike's new move. Kevin's new tattoo. A verbal assault on the YouTubes. Yes, we are the USB. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-338-5761

Infamous Alex here, hi-jacking the Shortbus to give you another edition of: Best of the Bus. As has been mentioned before, I do a show called the Phatcast. It's on iTunes and all that good crap, so check us out.

Being that the Shortbus is about as consistent as the Phatcast, no one called, and they got a new number. Please call it so they don't have to get a new number. Now that Phatcast lost our original number, I know how it feels.

Hope you enjoy.
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Back to secure our place in Podcasting. Right behind everyone else. Two of the most revolting humans ever to walk the face of Zion. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-338-5761

Jeannette Desruction joins the show for some serious political debating. Why does pepperoni taste like that? Call us at our new number...206-338-5761 or write...undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Our very own Alex of Phatcast fame and member of the OKV did this one up. If anyone is qualified to make a best-of, of the USB, it's Alex. This fuckin' guy knows every show backwards. If you haven't already, go check Phatcast out. They're on iTunes, they're on myspace, they're in your mother's closet jerking off on your sister's dead corpse. Well, something like that. Thanks Alex. New number is 206-338-5761 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Sorry no regular episode for a couple, but here's something you may enjoy. I've been working on this one for a bit. Clips from the first 24 episodes. Hope you enjoy. New number is 206-338-5761. email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Old style Shortbus...Long and hard. A steady decent into drunken garbage. New phone number is 206-338-5761 undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Farewell to From The Ville! Martin and Steele had a huge impact on the Shortbus and we thank them for everything they gave us. FTV for life. Sorry 'bout the hiatus. We'll try to get back on track. Thanks for hanging on. Please email the show...undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-984-1172

Sorry this one's late. Work! thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-984-1172

Pizza anyone? Shut up Kevin!!! Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

This was recorded shortly before we called it quits. It wasn't really mastered or mixed well subsequently. There are quite a few more songs that were recorded, but lost due to our inability to keep in contact with the record studio. One day, we'll find them. Until then, I've released these to satisfy the requests that I do so...and as a somewhat less than stellar tribute to my brothers in the Cartoon Criminals (wherever they may be). It's hard to listen to these songs. They are a constant reminder of one of my greatest friends, Mike Howery (Bass). A little more than three years ago, he lost his battles with depression. I'll never forgive myself for not being there for him in his last three years prior. From now on, every project I find myself creating musically will be, in some way, a tribute to his enormous influence on me. Although the lyrics aren't necessarily about him in "Closer", he is all over it...his rolling bass lines, his feel, and his love for it. Thank you for listening. Please call with anything you have to say, good or bad. 206-984-1172 or write undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

This week, we discuss the missed week and our good friend Al of Al's Sports Bar. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com 206-984-1172 Al's Sports Bar

Kevin goes to Mike's pad to do this piece of shit magic. The potty continues with some abortion talk, Black and Decker fantasy and some racial theories. Fuck. Thanks for listening. You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Josh brings the funny as our esteemed guest at lunch time. Kevin beats his new puppy. Mike jerks off while listening to Josh. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Good News!!! New episode. Better News!!!!!!!! Lunch......don't worry though. New retard and he's fucking funny. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Fallen

Back for 101 and it's a mother fucker! We figured that most of you deal with the long show shit well, so here it is. Unintentionally, this became quite music-centric. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

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This whole upload shit is a pain in my stink. So, this episode is number 99. That means that we've done at least 99 of these shitty excuses for entertainment. Nobody's favorite podcast continues. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Regular regular with your hosts Awesome and Destruction for a show full of podcasting bullshit follies and naked wet farts on dead rodents. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Shortbus 98 will be up shortly. Shortbus 99 will follow that soon. Thanks for your patience and accepting this crap.

The madness continues with Big C. and the Lady Destruction. We pick apart the finer parts of politics and the internals of the iPhone. Which device does Barrack and Hillary prefer in the sack? You'll find out here. Up the beer steins, Shortbus 97 is here. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Sick of it yet? Shortbus 97 will be up shortly.

Big C. from Bearcrawling joins us along with Lady Destruction for some southern fried bastard vulgarity meant to capture the censor in us all. Fuck you. Thanks for listening to us. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

I hate this one.

More Free Music!...or ear ache.

The drink floweth on and the Shortbus doth destroy. Same lineup, different ultimate demise. Come join us as we see who else we can offend. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Jeannette Destruction joins us for the beginning of a drunken masterpiece. This disaster heads down fast. Much anger and rejoicing for Mike's internet non-failure. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

We binge and purge our lunch. How big is Norm? thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Listen closely to how this goes down. Nate fucking freaks out. In true Shortbus fashion, we patch things up in the later half. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

The rest of the show, and the drunkereererererer we are. Our beloved Comcast gave us a few things to bitch about. We certainly hope you enjoy what we've prepared. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

A little something new from us at The Underground Shortbus. We've had many complaints about our long episodes, so for you, we'll cut it up a bit. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Nate puts us to shame singing his brain out, and seemingly all over the lunch table. That dude is messy as fuck! Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

The cocaine fight at lunch was messy and expensive. We had so much fun. Thanks to all the listeners for sending us that shit via email. thanks for listening...Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

And the bottle is on the other lip. Destruction polishes off vodka before the show and it does show. All this is proof that Awesome truly is the funnier drunk. thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

This might be the longest one to date, but don't let that scare you. Randy, we shot for 5 hours...sorry! Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

We reached down our collective pants and found our chi. It's name is Kenny the Retarded Tiger. It's a new breed of animal, officially named by the Underground Shortbus, "Retarger". Thank you ooh so very much for listening to our crappy show. May your week be filled with opportunity and happiness. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Destruction, YOU SUCK! See, when Kevin drinks, bad things can happen...do happen. They're all his fault. Luckily, Awesome has the pre-drunk-wherewithal to think about what disasters may befall the Shortbus this week. Kevin wasn't just given his name. He earned the name Destruction. Thanks to Steve for sending us "The Most Important Song Ever" Thanks for listening...anyway.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

From the other side of the continent, Big C. of Bear Crawling joins us to talk shit about everyone and everything. Nobody's safe here. Nothing is holy. Farewell to 2 Drunks and a Podcast. Welcome Bear Crawling to the OKV. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Lunch time drowning retards and sucking your dad's dick.  Neither Awesome nor Destruction will be responsible for any pregnancy as a result of the romantic nature of this Shortbus episode. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR Brand New to the OKV Bear Crawling

Happy New Year Shortbus style.  Give us your ear and we'll cut it off and make necklaces out of it.  Lots of holiday stories and cheery bullshit, so listen hard and roll deep.
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Bloody noses, stool, and a general disregard for proper anything. Merry Christmas. Regular episode here. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

These special episodes of The USB keep us sane. In depth discussions ranging from Biff to retarded pregnant teens with penis's. We love you all. Have a great Christmas and a delightful what ever the fuck else you celebrate. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

An educational Shortbus Lunch with Nate the Great.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

Jam packed episode. Full of our usual shit and special brand of drunk. The "Vulgar Off" is back and Awesome and Destruction re-engage their vulgarity chops. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

Late night impromptu show. Pure alcohol, listener feedback and our retarded opinions on music. Jeannette Destruction joins us for a truly fucked up show. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

Lunch time starring Nate and Brian. Kevin and Mike just drive this bus. Nate threatens both of your hosts. Mike sneaks some fuck words past Nate, and the whole thing implodes. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

Retard Boot Camp. Your wonderful hosts just so happen to be as retarded as they come. Joining us each week as we drink ourselves into stupidity, will give you an insight rarely experienced. You see, we here at The Underground Shortbus are fully aware of our shortcomings. We may not be aware of our short weenies, because we're fat. Nevertheless, thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

Listeners express their distain for our opinions on Guitar Hero. More shit we hate. Giving back to the less fortunate. Happy after-Thanksgiving. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

A pre-feast lunch time fuck off with your hosts Awesome and Destruction. Brian, the diaper wearing 'tard at Shortbus Industries joins us for a brief, but powerful few words. Nate the Great also joins and puts us back on track. We have new merch thanks to Alex!!! Click the link below at the bottom. Thanks for listening!Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL BRAND NEW FOR USB SHORTBUS WEAR

This one might offend more people than any other show we've done! Of course, we're assholes, so we get that privilege. Thanks for listening.Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL

Awesome is so drunk. There are special occasions when Mike treats us to his special brand of vulgarity while on the drink, so enjoy. thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL

Nate the Great once again sets your hosts straight. Holding nothing back, he makes his way through another lunch complete with insults and threats. We begin our lunch podcast with a discussion on "Of Mice and Men", or "Iceman". Thanks for listening. mail us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL

Happy Halloween! This is The Underground Shortbus's super spectacular scary haunted special. Mike and Kevin kill a couple of transients and burn their lifeless bodies in the middle of a crowded intersection for the whole world to behold. Enjoy. Thanks for listening. mail us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace And now for all of you skeptics of "global warming", there are people out there who know the bullshit Mr. Gore and his cohorts spew INCONVENIENT REBUTTAL

This week's shows have been truely wonderful. Mike came down with the palsy of the lung, Ellen brought an emotionally crippled nation together with one speech, and Linda secured her place in USB history with her last set of bullshit ramblings. Feedback and much more on this emotionally phlegm driven episode of The Underground Shortbus. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Carbo-loading for 67, we take one for the team with Nate the Great. Lasagne be damned, we will feed this demanding hunger within our favorite co-worker extraordinaire. Nate's philosophy, Nate's way. In the name of The Underground Shortbus...Amen. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Mrs. Destruction referees the drunken abortion of a podcast. USB, the retard wranglers attacking with prejudice. There is nudity in this one...Tune in for some audio pornography with your hosts Kevin Destruction and Mike Awesome with a special guest, Jeanette Destruction. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Awesome ventures over to the Destruction studios and throws down some podcast magic. Mrs. Destruction joins the fun and vulgarity. Thanks for listening Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Time for a regular episode. Irregular Awesome and Destruction take your mind on a tour that you may not necessarily be prepared to take. Jam packed over two hours of delicious, disgusting, and spiritual upheaval with a retard chaser. Listener mail, and the unusual bullshit you've come to love in your USB. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Back by popular demand. Nate!!!!! He has no idea how fucking hilarious he really is. Out for another sit-down resturaunt escapade. Nothing is off limits, well except for the "F" word...but the "N" word is quite alright. Shortbus 63 will be up in the next day or two. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

The Altruistic Shortbus pulls to the curb to drop your retarded children with the enormous heads off in exchange for money. Let the offense continue. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

The friendly banter between two wood working blue collar pricks heats up in this, the 60th episode of that fuck of a podcast best known as The Underground Shortbus. Mike gives one of the most amazing quiz to test Kevin's useless knowledge of rock music. In turn, and only the way he can, Kevin fucks even this simple test up. Lady and gentlemen, we are proud to present you, Awesome and Destruction. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

A special appearance from Nate the fucking Great! When we say that we roll deep, we mean it. Mike went in the basement and our favorite from the Shortbus alternates steps up to fill the spot. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

After having done battle with Comcast over the dropped connections suffered in the week prior, Shortbus 58 finally made it. We also made it a fuck load longer...or just a few minutes. Lots of feedback, issues resolved, and anger to laugh at. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

A peaceful week at Shortbus Central, full of love and flowers. All is right and balanced. Or, Kevin may just bleed stool for everyone to hear. Disruption in the OKV results in the intern leaving. Hear it all, this week on The Underground Shortbus. Thanks for Listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

56, chasing down 57. Late, but here, Shortbus 56 continues on with the heritage you've come to expect from the USB. Rumors, listener feedback, and the regular rants. Adam Carolla called in with his lunch order. Orenthal keeps writing in. Thanks for listening, Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

2 hours of downward progression. As the drinks go down, so does the show. Mike finds a secret passage way to the roof of his apartment. New listeners chime in. More opinionated music talk. There are problems in the OKV. What will happen? Will the OKV last? Will the USB last? Will we answer these quesions in this here podcast? Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Extra long. Farewell to I Hate Cheese. Mucho listener feedback, a giant retard story, and more pissed off rants. Thanks for listening Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Happy Birthday USB! We're a year old now. Back after a couple of weeks off. Kevin's wife joins us. Mike's up to his usual liquid antics. Stories about our meet-up in Vegas (7-7-07) with 2 Guys 1 Brain. We make up for the hiatus with vulgarity! Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Working our problems out with you is such a wonderful thing. The more we drink, the more we hate. The more we hate, the more we sound like ugly fat American pastries trampled under by passing motorists with penis shaped noses and dripping genitalia. Lots of feedback on this, Shortbus 52. We have declared it fact that Kevin sucks. With that, we'll say no more. Thanks for your ears. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Mike is blissfully hindered by his choice of premium beverages. Beautiful harmonies, listener feedback, phone calls, and in depth discussions on world events (just like you've come to love). Rollin' Deep! Music, this episode is Hold On Me by Peephole Circus Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Shortbus 50 is here. It took us 11 months, but it happened. All was almost lost when Mike gave us quite a scare. Listen and hear the whole story. It's amazing. It's sexy. It will shave your cat. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention Now, check out our new Underground Shortbus Bullshit Edition The OKV requires your friendship OKV MySpace

Two forces joined together to bring us this episode...Mike's insatiable desire to ride his bike 20 miles to Kevin's with his own bottle of vodka, get drunk, then ride home again. Probably the greatest idea in all of podcasting. The result is Shortbus 49. The room was haunted by our own presence and some force that didn't want us to succeed. We have a new site for vidcasts and the like Shortbus on Podomatic Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention

Shortbus 48 full of reviews and shit. Listener feedback. New intern announcement! Lost review. Hair band review. Smooth up in ya, er something. 2 Guys 1 Brain are official OKV members! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention

Back for another "Mike's Drunk again" episode. Shortbus 47 will guide you through the audio bullshit you've come to expect from the internet's retards of the mic. Welcome new listeners near and afar. Listener feedback, and submitted stories. Kevin and Mike paint a portrait of what the Podcast Convention could be if they made an appearance. Fun with USB rollin' deep! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Stuck in Detention

Pre-47 video. We have received requests that Mike be drunk on the next episode, so we decided to show that process. We also had a listener ask why we like Zakk Wylde so much. Our answer is contained within. We hope you enjoy. Shortbus 47 will be out shortly. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain of course Dr. Pus New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Music by Stuck in Detention

The fluid sounds of Mike Shortbus and his drunken speak. Haters beware, we give slightly less than a fuck. New music, and Metallica review (kind of). A fine week of retard wranglin' has led us to this wonderful release of Shortbus 46. This hurts us more than it hurts you. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast Honorary abduction into the OKV is From The Ville Music by Stuck in Detention

Shortbus 45. Bang Bang. No rashes on our junk this week. Listener feedback, and Mike stirs the pot on the racing subject. Breaking Away, or American Flyers. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast

Here a little late, but still here. Shortbus 44. Retard facial hairs, big fat podcasters, and New inductions into the OKV. Music reviews and much more. Thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese 2 Guys 1 Brain New to The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcastand Dr. Pus

Forced abductions into the OKV and visits from some of our friends at Shortbus Industries forced us into another show. That will be known as Shortbus 43. Listener feedback and an unusual show, the usual way, kind of like we usually do, only usually we're wearing clothes. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese and our good friends 2 Guys 1 Brain Honorary abductions into The OKV are Reel Horror Podcast Night Shift Podcast and Sick and Wrong Podcast

Shortbus 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Kevin is pissed at Rosie O'Fat and some fucker who emailed the show about her. Contest winners and a continuous rambling of shit from the mouths of two humans that should probably be institutionalized. Thanks for listening. Oh, yeah...when I said that I'd link to a bunch of other shows that we abducted previously, I lied! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese and our good friends 2 Guys 1 Brain

Ah, yes, the hangover episode. Back into the hard hitting real tough Shortbus that everyone's come to think is just alright. Road rage and geriatrics...penis envy and ice cream vomit make the Shortbus a nice vacation from normal. Thanks for listening! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Call us at 206-984-1172 You can find us on iTunes MySpace Podcast Pickle CityBity Underground Shortbus.com Vote at Podcast Alley Find our partners, The Original Kings of Vulgarity 10 Drink Minimum 2 Drunks and a Podcast I Hate Cheese and our good friends 2 Guys 1 Brain

The ever shrinking Mike and the seemingly stagnant Kevin bring the shortbus to bay with a load of retarded shit this week. Welcome new listeners. A plethora of whores and bitches that nearly drove Kevin shitty, and explaining The O.K.V.. Call us 206-984-1172 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes As always check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity 2 Drunks and a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum Go see our friends 2 Guys 1 Brain and I Hate Cheese

Episode 39. Hear Kevin's life partner scare the holy shit out of him while podcasting. Fat neighbors be damned, we made it. We added a clip of our first podcasting attempt from about a year ago...Wow! We thought we sucked now. Call us 206-984-1172 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes As always check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity 2 Drunks and a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum Go see our friends 2 Guys 1 Brain and I Hate Cheese

Finally up. Listen to Kevin bitch about his fat neighbor. Mike ran out of underwear. Sick bachelor life story. Band bullshit. Call us 206-984-1172 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes

The only thing more disgusting than two grown men acting like children is two grown men acting with children. Here is a video of just that. Mike and Kevin explore a deeper side to the Shortbus, expressing themselves through the medium of shitty video. We've already recorded Shortbus 38, so that'll be up shortly. Call us 206-984-1172 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes

Another couple of hours of rants, listener feedback, and anger. Mike is recovering nicely, although his prescription pain killers don't quite touch him. Ozzfest is free. What do we think? Yet another week and little resolved. Thanks to The Original Kings of Vulgarity, 2 Drunks and a Podcast, and 10 Drink Minimum. Also big thanks to 2 Guys 1 Brain, and I Hate Cheese podcasts for their support and entertainment. Call us at 206-984-1172 Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes

Health is a wonderful. Back from the back problems. Mike has taken enough painkillers to abort a thousand babies. Rollin' deep, USB tackles Kevin's global warming sister, and reasons with his to-be rock star friends (or ex-friends). The religious debate can't happen or the show will explode. Thanks for listening to us. We're long winded, but we're fat too! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com of course, you can find us oniTunes

This episode we'll dig into some music history. Our favorites and most hated songs. Then, we'll dive into the theories surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's death. Ingersol Rand did it fuckers! Thanks to Alex for our new artwork. You rule man! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Mike's got a stabbing sensation in his lower bowel. Kevin's wife can't resist the "C" word. Crazy Russians, weekend excursions, giant retards at Walmart, and Jesus Christ High School wins the State Swimming Championship. Offended yet? Prepare to be. We'll settle for nothing less. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Back in the studio. Listener feedback. Talking shit on fucking psycho drummers. Cry baby podcasters and tech bullshit. Kevin's still pissed and Mike's still fat. thanks for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Ramping up for episode 32. One last lunch-cast before we dig in to listener feedback. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

A poem for you. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Shortbus Industries antics. Mike confetti's Kevin. What a fuck hole! Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Greetings. Hope your holiday season was substantial. In preparation for Shortbus 28, we have Shortbus 27 for you. Some funny shop stuff at the infamous Shortbus Industries. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Be our friend at the MySpace thing and/or the CityBity Please vote for us at Podcast Alley Digg us at Digg.com

Sorry about the last post of episode 25. Here it is without the stall towards the end. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

The Christmas episode. A celebration of love, life, meaning, and a whole bunch of neat shit. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join us on MySpace Show us your love at digg.com Thanks for listening, and Praise Be!

This is the welcome back Mike episode. After a stint in the hospital, we welcome him with a drunk cast. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com find us at MySpace and City Bity vote for us at Podcast Alley

Mike might be dead! I don't know, but I can't get him online. This episode is one of the recordings we did well before uploading our first episode. It's funny to hear how things have changed. Take a listen. We'll be back for a new episode this week. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com find us on MySpace CityBity vote for us at Podcast Alley Check out our friends 2 Drunks and a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum and I Hate Cheese

Shortbus 22 here. Regular studio episode. We'll discuss Black Label Society, giant retards, Thanksgiving, and so much more........ undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Join us on MySpace and CityBity Vote for us at Podcast Alley Check out The Original Kings of Vulgarity 2 Drunks and a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum Go check out our brother from another mother I Hate Cheese Show

Shortbus 21 is a vid-cast, boys and girls. Let us know what you think. If you like, we'll do more...if not, we'll do no more. email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com vote for us at Podcast Alley Join us on MySpace and CityBity

Shortbus 20. Mike and Kevin bitch and cry about Thanksgiving, religion, family, and their ability to see skeletons as a structure of great significance. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com vote for us at podcast alley shortbus on myspace shortbus on citybity

Pre-show for shortbus 20. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus

Hey fuckers, we're back with 19. Sorry if some of you experienced trouble with the last episode, but this one seems to be better. Lunch time with the original Retard Wranglers. Vote for us at Podcast Alley along with our partners in crime...2 Drunks & a Podcast and 10 Drink Minimum........The Original Kings of Vulgarity. Find us here: undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659

Shortbus 18 is a combo-episode. Lunch and work. Some things happen on the fly that are too good to keep from you the listener. Listen and enjoy. If you have any suggestions or want to say hi, email us....undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=31659 http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

Back with Shortbus 17. Mike and Kevin talk more shit. Welcome new listeners. Enjoy! http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

We let the tards of the shop do the pre-show. For the new listeners, here is a little background into Shortbus Industries. Thanks for listening. Shortbus 17 is comming. http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home

Occasionally, Mike and Kevin decide to podcast while at work, lunch, and while driving. Truely devoted to their craft, and with their gift of gab (or lack thereof), The Underground Shortbus podcasts in the heart of Grecian Mafia central (allegedly). http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Episode 15 officially. Mike is considerably less drunk...In fact, not at all. Guilty of punching retards in the face, lying about wmd's, and being fondled in public showers, we here at Shortbus Industries find fun in all. http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Shortbus 14. The loud and mouthy drunk that Mike is. Our weekly report of the retarded goings-on in the retarded lives of two retarded fat woodworkers. That's it. Enjoy! undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://myspace.com/undergroundshortbus http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

Shortbus Industries crew. A little background into our subject matter. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

13 real episodes in and in safe decline mode. At any moment, we reserve the right to poke fun at any sensitive issue. Mike, of course is drunk...again. A loud and abnoxious time is at hand. Retarded human sprinklers (drownings at the hands of others), funny stories of death, and the consequences of molesting a young Kevin. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

The longest episode yet. Mike...Drunk again. Will we ever learn? undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://www.citybity.com/undergroundshortbus

On the move. Mike's new pad...no internet access...fat assed neighbor...retards with erections...celebrities with erections...Shortbus with erections and puke. The only thing we don't have is more retarded erections actively listening and contributing. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home

Just another little poem. http://undergroundshortbus.googlepages.com/home undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Full episode, finally. The Underground Shortbus asks the important questions. No answers, ofcourse, but atleast, you don't expect that much of us. Mike hangs out with baseball greats. Kevin is confused. Some long emails and we're done. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

Just a poem. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

A short episode of this magnitude deserves a .25, not a whole number. Mike scares Kevin 2.0. This time, he doesn't even say anything. What a spastic retard Kevin is. Just a short one from the Shortbus work front. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://theundergroundshortbus.com/ http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

Back for the official 9th episode. Mike and Kevin discuss work, vomit, mucus, retards, bitches, and assholes. We now have an official web site. http://theundergroundshortbus.com/ Not much yet, but we'll work on that. Bucho, from the :switched:on: forums emailed us and sounded pissed. Nothing new. We're sure that we piss off about everyone. Welcome new listeners. I'm sure we have atleast 5 now. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

Podcasting on the fly, the Shortbus shows it's limited ability to improvise. About a half hour of Mike ripping on Kevin for being the biggest retard of all. Never to go a day without injury, Kevin waddles through his work week. How long can this go on for? One day, maybe soon, he'll be put out of his misery. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com thanks for listening........... http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

The Underground Shortbus failed in podcast #7. This is where we redeem ourselves. We caught the guys on a good day and now we're sharing it with you. This is typical of our work week. Mike and Kevin will be back soon with a regular podcast. Thanks for listening. undergroundshortbus@gmail.com http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

Shortbus #7 is here. Mike and Kevin show what true failure can be. The insanity at work was worthy of recording, but wasn't. The Underground Shortbus is the true abortion of podcasts. We may have 4 listeners now. The longest episode yet will bring misunderstanding to all who value logic. Thanks for listening. Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com find us in iTunes http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=165647264

Mike and Kevin are back with more retarded talk. From abortion to email.....From music to the crying game......From facts to bloody feces, The USb brings the vomit soaked sponge to the dinner table with a side dish of complete bullshit. The sixth episode is here. Thanks for listening. Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

This is a bonus episode of The Underground Shortbus. Kevin's life partner, also known as his wife joins the podcast for some shit talk. Included is an intro clip from Mike and Kevin's shop for some laughs. Thanks to all three of you for listening. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com

Kevin's brother-in-law, Travis joins us on the podcast. Mike tells us about his experiences on vacation. Sex, drugs, puppys, broken jaws, and cheating liars (in tech). There is more hate on this podcast then on any previous.....maybe.......or not. Contact us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Thanks for listening........black out man.

Greetings to all three of you. Eric joins us on the podcast for some grand old times. We had trouble with Voip, so it's a little patched together. Just goes to show that we may not be the only retards on the bus.

Podcasting from deep within the depths of Mike's beautiful vacation home in Utah, The Underground Shortbus finds humor and anger in old man drivers and bike races. Using Mike's new iMac to record, we release the official 3rd episode. Hope you enjoyed our pitiful attempt at a video podcast. Email us at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com. Thanks for listening. We love all three of you.

This episode of The Underground Shortbus is our attempt at a vidcast, not meant to be taken seriously. Yes it is low quality, but so are we. All three of our listeners have been so good to us, so we decided to reward them with this. As a disclaimer, if anyone notices that our feeble attempt looks in any way like a very popular video podcast, we admit..........well nothing. Thanks for watching.

Kevin and Mike do the iChat podcast. Mike unboxes his new iMac. Kevin's wife gives him shit. Mike plays with himself and his computer without consideration for our safety. Kevin and Mike are the retards.

In this episode, Kevin and Mike explore their feelings about Babe Ruth footage, Billy Idol as a stripper, and hijacking the lunch room at work. What a fine week it has been. Thanks for listening. Send us an Email at undergroundshortbus@gmail.com Black out man!

This is the first official podcast episode of The Underground Shortbus. Kevin and Mike rant on anything that passes through their seemingly simple minds. Belt yourself in and black out, or puke. The shortbus has rubber floor mats and clean up is easy. The hosts demonstrate that they cannot keep their location a secret. If this seems like a rough ride, stick with us. We will overcome.

This is the disclaimer episode of The Underground Shortbus. In this episode, we play some clips of funny people we work with. This is not intended to offend, but listen at your own peril. We hope you enjoy. The official first episode is comming soon.

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